1st Amendment Unisex t-shirt
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1st Amendment Tee – Letting Haters and Idiots Expose Themselves Since 1791
Description:
Let’s be honest—some folks just can’t help putting their ignorance on display. Good news: the 1st Amendment gives them that right.
Even better news? You get to roast them for it—stylishly.
This shirt isn’t just a comfy classic. It’s a walking, talking mic drop. Whether you’re battling keyboard warriors, surviving family dinners, or just existing in 2025, this tee is your armor of sarcasm and truth.
Warning: May cause triggered stares, passive-aggressive comments, and the occasional awkward silence. You’re welcome.
Reasons to Love This Shirt:
Constitutionally Backed: Bold enough to make the Founding Fathers proud (and probably laugh).
Exposes Idiocy: No need to argue—just point to the shirt.
Built for Bold People: Made for those who speak their mind and don’t fold under peer pressure.
Premium Comfort: Super-soft fabric that feels like freedom (and maybe a bald eagle hug).
Machine-Washable Patriotism: Because your rights and your laundry deserve convenience.
Who Should Wear It:
Veterans who know exactly what they fought for
Free thinkers, mischief-makers, and truth-tellers
People banned from Facebook at least once
Anyone who hears “you can’t say that” and says, “Watch me.”
Patriots with a sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for BS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Description:
Let’s be honest—some folks just can’t help putting their ignorance on display. Good news: the 1st Amendment gives them that right.
Even better news? You get to roast them for it—stylishly.
This shirt isn’t just a comfy classic. It’s a walking, talking mic drop. Whether you’re battling keyboard warriors, surviving family dinners, or just existing in 2025, this tee is your armor of sarcasm and truth.
Warning: May cause triggered stares, passive-aggressive comments, and the occasional awkward silence. You’re welcome.
Reasons to Love This Shirt:
Constitutionally Backed: Bold enough to make the Founding Fathers proud (and probably laugh).
Exposes Idiocy: No need to argue—just point to the shirt.
Built for Bold People: Made for those who speak their mind and don’t fold under peer pressure.
Premium Comfort: Super-soft fabric that feels like freedom (and maybe a bald eagle hug).
Machine-Washable Patriotism: Because your rights and your laundry deserve convenience.
Who Should Wear It:
Veterans who know exactly what they fought for
Free thinkers, mischief-makers, and truth-tellers
People banned from Facebook at least once
Anyone who hears “you can’t say that” and says, “Watch me.”
Patriots with a sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for BS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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1st Amendment Tee – Letting Haters and Idiots Expose Themselves Since 1791
Description:
Let’s be honest—some folks just can’t help putting their ignorance on display. Good news: the 1st Amendment gives them that right.
Even better news? You get to roast them for it—stylishly.
This shirt isn’t just a comfy classic. It’s a walking, talking mic drop. Whether you’re battling keyboard warriors, surviving family dinners, or just existing in 2025, this tee is your armor of sarcasm and truth.
Warning: May cause triggered stares, passive-aggressive comments, and the occasional awkward silence. You’re welcome.
Reasons to Love This Shirt:
Constitutionally Backed: Bold enough to make the Founding Fathers proud (and probably laugh).
Exposes Idiocy: No need to argue—just point to the shirt.
Built for Bold People: Made for those who speak their mind and don’t fold under peer pressure.
Premium Comfort: Super-soft fabric that feels like freedom (and maybe a bald eagle hug).
Machine-Washable Patriotism: Because your rights and your laundry deserve convenience.
Who Should Wear It:
Veterans who know exactly what they fought for
Free thinkers, mischief-makers, and truth-tellers
People banned from Facebook at least once
Anyone who hears “you can’t say that” and says, “Watch me.”
Patriots with a sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for BS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Description:
Let’s be honest—some folks just can’t help putting their ignorance on display. Good news: the 1st Amendment gives them that right.
Even better news? You get to roast them for it—stylishly.
This shirt isn’t just a comfy classic. It’s a walking, talking mic drop. Whether you’re battling keyboard warriors, surviving family dinners, or just existing in 2025, this tee is your armor of sarcasm and truth.
Warning: May cause triggered stares, passive-aggressive comments, and the occasional awkward silence. You’re welcome.
Reasons to Love This Shirt:
Constitutionally Backed: Bold enough to make the Founding Fathers proud (and probably laugh).
Exposes Idiocy: No need to argue—just point to the shirt.
Built for Bold People: Made for those who speak their mind and don’t fold under peer pressure.
Premium Comfort: Super-soft fabric that feels like freedom (and maybe a bald eagle hug).
Machine-Washable Patriotism: Because your rights and your laundry deserve convenience.
Who Should Wear It:
Veterans who know exactly what they fought for
Free thinkers, mischief-makers, and truth-tellers
People banned from Facebook at least once
Anyone who hears “you can’t say that” and says, “Watch me.”
Patriots with a sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for BS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
1st Amendment Tee – Letting Haters and Idiots Expose Themselves Since 1791
Description:
Let’s be honest—some folks just can’t help putting their ignorance on display. Good news: the 1st Amendment gives them that right.
Even better news? You get to roast them for it—stylishly.
This shirt isn’t just a comfy classic. It’s a walking, talking mic drop. Whether you’re battling keyboard warriors, surviving family dinners, or just existing in 2025, this tee is your armor of sarcasm and truth.
Warning: May cause triggered stares, passive-aggressive comments, and the occasional awkward silence. You’re welcome.
Reasons to Love This Shirt:
Constitutionally Backed: Bold enough to make the Founding Fathers proud (and probably laugh).
Exposes Idiocy: No need to argue—just point to the shirt.
Built for Bold People: Made for those who speak their mind and don’t fold under peer pressure.
Premium Comfort: Super-soft fabric that feels like freedom (and maybe a bald eagle hug).
Machine-Washable Patriotism: Because your rights and your laundry deserve convenience.
Who Should Wear It:
Veterans who know exactly what they fought for
Free thinkers, mischief-makers, and truth-tellers
People banned from Facebook at least once
Anyone who hears “you can’t say that” and says, “Watch me.”
Patriots with a sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for BS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Description:
Let’s be honest—some folks just can’t help putting their ignorance on display. Good news: the 1st Amendment gives them that right.
Even better news? You get to roast them for it—stylishly.
This shirt isn’t just a comfy classic. It’s a walking, talking mic drop. Whether you’re battling keyboard warriors, surviving family dinners, or just existing in 2025, this tee is your armor of sarcasm and truth.
Warning: May cause triggered stares, passive-aggressive comments, and the occasional awkward silence. You’re welcome.
Reasons to Love This Shirt:
Constitutionally Backed: Bold enough to make the Founding Fathers proud (and probably laugh).
Exposes Idiocy: No need to argue—just point to the shirt.
Built for Bold People: Made for those who speak their mind and don’t fold under peer pressure.
Premium Comfort: Super-soft fabric that feels like freedom (and maybe a bald eagle hug).
Machine-Washable Patriotism: Because your rights and your laundry deserve convenience.
Who Should Wear It:
Veterans who know exactly what they fought for
Free thinkers, mischief-makers, and truth-tellers
People banned from Facebook at least once
Anyone who hears “you can’t say that” and says, “Watch me.”
Patriots with a sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for BS
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US