Classy Boos

from $29.00
Because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like sipping wine with the ghost of elegance herself. Whether you’re haunting the living room or floating into a Friday night, this shirt brings the right mix of sass, class, and just a splash of sarcasm.

👕 The Shirt

This tee is soft enough to make you question every other shirt you own. It’s lightweight, breathable, and drapes in all the right places—basically, the kind of shirt that makes you forget you’re even wearing one… until someone compliments you (which they will). Available in Heather Mauve (subtly bold) and Black (timeless, because black goes with literally everything).

✨ The Fit

Reviews say it best: relaxed but flattering. Not boxy, not clingy, just that “effortlessly put-together” vibe. The v-neck cut gives you shape without strangling your neck, and the slightly curved hem means it pairs just as well with jeans as it does with yoga pants you swear are “real pants.”

🖤 The Print (DTG Done Right)

We’re talking direct-to-garment printing here—none of that plasticky iron-on junk. The ink fuses into the fibers, so the design stays bold, sharp, and sassy wash after wash. Translation: your classy ghost with her wine glass isn’t fading into the afterlife anytime soon.

💃 Who Should Wear It?

Anyone who thinks wine counts as self-care (spoiler: it does).

Ghosts of good decisions past.

Women who know that sarcasm is a love language.

Anyone who’s “classy,” but also not above a second bottle.

Basically, if you like your humor dry and your wine full-bodied, this shirt’s calling your name.

👉 Add this to your cart, pour yourself a glass, and get ready to be the most hauntingly fabulous person in the room.

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
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Because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like sipping wine with the ghost of elegance herself. Whether you’re haunting the living room or floating into a Friday night, this shirt brings the right mix of sass, class, and just a splash of sarcasm.

👕 The Shirt

This tee is soft enough to make you question every other shirt you own. It’s lightweight, breathable, and drapes in all the right places—basically, the kind of shirt that makes you forget you’re even wearing one… until someone compliments you (which they will). Available in Heather Mauve (subtly bold) and Black (timeless, because black goes with literally everything).

✨ The Fit

Reviews say it best: relaxed but flattering. Not boxy, not clingy, just that “effortlessly put-together” vibe. The v-neck cut gives you shape without strangling your neck, and the slightly curved hem means it pairs just as well with jeans as it does with yoga pants you swear are “real pants.”

🖤 The Print (DTG Done Right)

We’re talking direct-to-garment printing here—none of that plasticky iron-on junk. The ink fuses into the fibers, so the design stays bold, sharp, and sassy wash after wash. Translation: your classy ghost with her wine glass isn’t fading into the afterlife anytime soon.

💃 Who Should Wear It?

Anyone who thinks wine counts as self-care (spoiler: it does).

Ghosts of good decisions past.

Women who know that sarcasm is a love language.

Anyone who’s “classy,” but also not above a second bottle.

Basically, if you like your humor dry and your wine full-bodied, this shirt’s calling your name.

👉 Add this to your cart, pour yourself a glass, and get ready to be the most hauntingly fabulous person in the room.

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua