Wife V-Neck Shirt
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Wife – The Person Keeping My Husband From Being a Menace to Society" V-Neck Tee
Let’s be honest—marriage is beautiful, but sometimes it’s less happily ever after and more “Why are you like this?”
This V-neck tee is for the real MVPs: the wives out here keeping the peace, hiding the Amazon boxes, and gently reminding their husbands that no, you can’t use duct tape to fix everything.
You’re not just his better half—you’re the thin line between him and a full-blown emergency headline. 💁♀️
💍 Why You’ll Love Wearing It:
Because you are the reason your husband isn’t banned from Home Depot.
It’s a loving little jab that says, “I adore you, but I also saved you from yourself at least five times today.”
It’s guaranteed to get a chuckle at couples’ game night, brunch with the girls, or just walking through Target.
👑 Who Needs This Shirt:
Wives who know their husbands mean well… but also once tried to BBQ with a leaf blower.
Newlyweds learning fast.
Long-timers who've earned the right to lovingly roast their man with flair.
☁️ Comfy Enough for All That Emotional Labor:
Made from a soft, breathable cotton/polyester blend, this tee feels like your favorite sweatshirt but with a little more style. Whether you’re chasing toddlers, managing calendars, or supervising yet another questionable DIY project, you’ll be comfy all day.
💪 Built to Last—Like Your Patience:
Printed using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology, this design won’t crack, peel, or fade—just like your commitment to keeping him socially acceptable. Wash after wash, it’ll look as fresh as you do wrangling chaos with grace.
Available in sizes S–2XL. Flattering V-neck cut that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or your “just let me live” joggers.
Throw it on, take a deep breath, and proudly wear your title: Wife, Defender of Decency, Keeper of Chaos.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Let’s be honest—marriage is beautiful, but sometimes it’s less happily ever after and more “Why are you like this?”
This V-neck tee is for the real MVPs: the wives out here keeping the peace, hiding the Amazon boxes, and gently reminding their husbands that no, you can’t use duct tape to fix everything.
You’re not just his better half—you’re the thin line between him and a full-blown emergency headline. 💁♀️
💍 Why You’ll Love Wearing It:
Because you are the reason your husband isn’t banned from Home Depot.
It’s a loving little jab that says, “I adore you, but I also saved you from yourself at least five times today.”
It’s guaranteed to get a chuckle at couples’ game night, brunch with the girls, or just walking through Target.
👑 Who Needs This Shirt:
Wives who know their husbands mean well… but also once tried to BBQ with a leaf blower.
Newlyweds learning fast.
Long-timers who've earned the right to lovingly roast their man with flair.
☁️ Comfy Enough for All That Emotional Labor:
Made from a soft, breathable cotton/polyester blend, this tee feels like your favorite sweatshirt but with a little more style. Whether you’re chasing toddlers, managing calendars, or supervising yet another questionable DIY project, you’ll be comfy all day.
💪 Built to Last—Like Your Patience:
Printed using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology, this design won’t crack, peel, or fade—just like your commitment to keeping him socially acceptable. Wash after wash, it’ll look as fresh as you do wrangling chaos with grace.
Available in sizes S–2XL. Flattering V-neck cut that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or your “just let me live” joggers.
Throw it on, take a deep breath, and proudly wear your title: Wife, Defender of Decency, Keeper of Chaos.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
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Wife – The Person Keeping My Husband From Being a Menace to Society" V-Neck Tee
Let’s be honest—marriage is beautiful, but sometimes it’s less happily ever after and more “Why are you like this?”
This V-neck tee is for the real MVPs: the wives out here keeping the peace, hiding the Amazon boxes, and gently reminding their husbands that no, you can’t use duct tape to fix everything.
You’re not just his better half—you’re the thin line between him and a full-blown emergency headline. 💁♀️
💍 Why You’ll Love Wearing It:
Because you are the reason your husband isn’t banned from Home Depot.
It’s a loving little jab that says, “I adore you, but I also saved you from yourself at least five times today.”
It’s guaranteed to get a chuckle at couples’ game night, brunch with the girls, or just walking through Target.
👑 Who Needs This Shirt:
Wives who know their husbands mean well… but also once tried to BBQ with a leaf blower.
Newlyweds learning fast.
Long-timers who've earned the right to lovingly roast their man with flair.
☁️ Comfy Enough for All That Emotional Labor:
Made from a soft, breathable cotton/polyester blend, this tee feels like your favorite sweatshirt but with a little more style. Whether you’re chasing toddlers, managing calendars, or supervising yet another questionable DIY project, you’ll be comfy all day.
💪 Built to Last—Like Your Patience:
Printed using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology, this design won’t crack, peel, or fade—just like your commitment to keeping him socially acceptable. Wash after wash, it’ll look as fresh as you do wrangling chaos with grace.
Available in sizes S–2XL. Flattering V-neck cut that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or your “just let me live” joggers.
Throw it on, take a deep breath, and proudly wear your title: Wife, Defender of Decency, Keeper of Chaos.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Let’s be honest—marriage is beautiful, but sometimes it’s less happily ever after and more “Why are you like this?”
This V-neck tee is for the real MVPs: the wives out here keeping the peace, hiding the Amazon boxes, and gently reminding their husbands that no, you can’t use duct tape to fix everything.
You’re not just his better half—you’re the thin line between him and a full-blown emergency headline. 💁♀️
💍 Why You’ll Love Wearing It:
Because you are the reason your husband isn’t banned from Home Depot.
It’s a loving little jab that says, “I adore you, but I also saved you from yourself at least five times today.”
It’s guaranteed to get a chuckle at couples’ game night, brunch with the girls, or just walking through Target.
👑 Who Needs This Shirt:
Wives who know their husbands mean well… but also once tried to BBQ with a leaf blower.
Newlyweds learning fast.
Long-timers who've earned the right to lovingly roast their man with flair.
☁️ Comfy Enough for All That Emotional Labor:
Made from a soft, breathable cotton/polyester blend, this tee feels like your favorite sweatshirt but with a little more style. Whether you’re chasing toddlers, managing calendars, or supervising yet another questionable DIY project, you’ll be comfy all day.
💪 Built to Last—Like Your Patience:
Printed using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology, this design won’t crack, peel, or fade—just like your commitment to keeping him socially acceptable. Wash after wash, it’ll look as fresh as you do wrangling chaos with grace.
Available in sizes S–2XL. Flattering V-neck cut that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or your “just let me live” joggers.
Throw it on, take a deep breath, and proudly wear your title: Wife, Defender of Decency, Keeper of Chaos.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Wife – The Person Keeping My Husband From Being a Menace to Society" V-Neck Tee
Let’s be honest—marriage is beautiful, but sometimes it’s less happily ever after and more “Why are you like this?”
This V-neck tee is for the real MVPs: the wives out here keeping the peace, hiding the Amazon boxes, and gently reminding their husbands that no, you can’t use duct tape to fix everything.
You’re not just his better half—you’re the thin line between him and a full-blown emergency headline. 💁♀️
💍 Why You’ll Love Wearing It:
Because you are the reason your husband isn’t banned from Home Depot.
It’s a loving little jab that says, “I adore you, but I also saved you from yourself at least five times today.”
It’s guaranteed to get a chuckle at couples’ game night, brunch with the girls, or just walking through Target.
👑 Who Needs This Shirt:
Wives who know their husbands mean well… but also once tried to BBQ with a leaf blower.
Newlyweds learning fast.
Long-timers who've earned the right to lovingly roast their man with flair.
☁️ Comfy Enough for All That Emotional Labor:
Made from a soft, breathable cotton/polyester blend, this tee feels like your favorite sweatshirt but with a little more style. Whether you’re chasing toddlers, managing calendars, or supervising yet another questionable DIY project, you’ll be comfy all day.
💪 Built to Last—Like Your Patience:
Printed using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology, this design won’t crack, peel, or fade—just like your commitment to keeping him socially acceptable. Wash after wash, it’ll look as fresh as you do wrangling chaos with grace.
Available in sizes S–2XL. Flattering V-neck cut that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or your “just let me live” joggers.
Throw it on, take a deep breath, and proudly wear your title: Wife, Defender of Decency, Keeper of Chaos.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Let’s be honest—marriage is beautiful, but sometimes it’s less happily ever after and more “Why are you like this?”
This V-neck tee is for the real MVPs: the wives out here keeping the peace, hiding the Amazon boxes, and gently reminding their husbands that no, you can’t use duct tape to fix everything.
You’re not just his better half—you’re the thin line between him and a full-blown emergency headline. 💁♀️
💍 Why You’ll Love Wearing It:
Because you are the reason your husband isn’t banned from Home Depot.
It’s a loving little jab that says, “I adore you, but I also saved you from yourself at least five times today.”
It’s guaranteed to get a chuckle at couples’ game night, brunch with the girls, or just walking through Target.
👑 Who Needs This Shirt:
Wives who know their husbands mean well… but also once tried to BBQ with a leaf blower.
Newlyweds learning fast.
Long-timers who've earned the right to lovingly roast their man with flair.
☁️ Comfy Enough for All That Emotional Labor:
Made from a soft, breathable cotton/polyester blend, this tee feels like your favorite sweatshirt but with a little more style. Whether you’re chasing toddlers, managing calendars, or supervising yet another questionable DIY project, you’ll be comfy all day.
💪 Built to Last—Like Your Patience:
Printed using DTG (Direct-to-Garment) technology, this design won’t crack, peel, or fade—just like your commitment to keeping him socially acceptable. Wash after wash, it’ll look as fresh as you do wrangling chaos with grace.
Available in sizes S–2XL. Flattering V-neck cut that pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or your “just let me live” joggers.
Throw it on, take a deep breath, and proudly wear your title: Wife, Defender of Decency, Keeper of Chaos.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua